Lesbian God Squad

hell yah lesbians

the backstory
it all started when neb began referring to themselves as "god." perhaps it began as a mere joke, but it quickly escalated into something much more sinister.

due to neb and spades' past rivalry, spades would often refuse to neb's claims in being god. rio, attempting to be something like a peacemaker, often tried to defuse the situation. this began neb's obsession with being god, and the true height of neb and spades' rivalry.

once this rivalry diminished (it took many slutty, slutty months probably like 3 for this to occur), neb announced spades was a lesbian demigod while rio was another lesbian god.

Cori
cori has kicked all three of the lesbian god squad at some point in time so.

Kiani
claims to be straight. thats sin enough

Trivia

 * spades and rio's lifeforces are connected. if one dies, so does the other.
 * neb and rio are in a similar situation, though not the same.
 * rio seems to have thing for merging lifeforces together
 * spades has been kicked more than anyone else from the lesbian god squad. this is because spades acts very cursed (see: his youtube channel.)
 * however, neb has also been kicked multiple times for quite a few offenses. take, the bug yaoi "moodboard"
 * rio has been kicked the least amount of times. the first time was elliot's fault, the second was because they sent kamineta into the group chat.
 * on second thought, there was probably a third time but rio doesn't remember the specifics